HITCHCOCK: THE MOVIE ?!?!

WHAT. THE. HECK.

Well this is weird. A movie about Hitchcock making Psycho.
And it RANDOMLY has Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel in it.
It looks like a satire. AND ANTHONY HOPKINS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ANTHONY HOPKINS AT ALL. Also the guy who plays Anthony Perkins (otherwise known as Mr. Bates of the Bates Motel) does the funniest impression of him ever and it's actually good.
It looks semi good/cozy/funny though so I'll probably go see it

http://www.hitchcockthemovie.com/

Does anyone else find Ti West arrogant?

I just watched "The Innkeepers", and it was really slow (which Ti West either denies or accepts, only if it is meant as a compliment). One of my friends even fell asleep while we were watching it. Maybe because it didn't really "deliver".

I really liked his previous film, "House of the Devil", because even though it was slow, there was a payoff. But with this film, no payoff. It was bad.

So I came across his interviews about both films, and he seemed really arrogant/ego style.

I feel like he was making excuses for himself when things don't go right, or he overly defends his work, which is ridiculous because you have to accept the audiences' opinion, I mean, that's who the film is for.
Anyways, I'm not a fan of his anymore now. I don't know why his ego is so big. I hate when directors are like that. or ANYONE for that matter.

Sarcastic arrogant facial expression:

My Bloody Snake Dream

Last night I dreamed that I won a horror/Halloween style lottery (like those scratch-off cards under the counter at liquor stores). The card was decorated with drawn-on dripping blood and other random stuff I can't remember. So I was at 7/11 scratching off the numbers to reveal the real numbers (I was ULT confused as to why they put fake numbers over the real numbers, instead of just using pictures. Because it's so confusing. Unless there were pictures and I can't remember them). So I'm scratching them off and my mom tells me I won, like $1000. So I got excited and gave it to the cashier guy and then all of a sudden I notice that there's a snake aquarium where the rotisserie hot dogs usually are,. And the cashier guys were laughing and bringing out one for my prize.
And I was looking at the snakes and thinking, "I'm not afraid of snakes (because in real life I'm not), but now I am. Thanks." Because they all looked randomly scary.
So they bring out a bloody snake (still alive I think) for me, instead of the money, and I'm like, "Okay..."
So I semi went behind the counter to get it but then it was gone and there were two random guys opening a broiler/panini maker, with a half cooked newt and lizard (?) inside, and they were trying to pass them off as m new prize and I was like "WTF ARE YOU COOKING THEM ALIVE?!?" and they laughed and I got mad and sad and then I woke up.

Anyways, I found a video of what snake venom does to human blood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WvnjCkLbvY

Russiaphobia

Scared of Russians?
Thank god, so am I. 

Because YouTube "Russia" =
Russians driving crazy in the snow + scary/violent road rage + teenagers doing insane "activities" for fun, like jumping off of buildings with a rope tied to their leg (R-O-P-E, not bungee cord), diving under moving trains, and hanging off of skyscrapers.

Also, my best friend had a scary Moscow-based nightmare a couple months ago, and it freaked me out. That sounds dumb, but other people's dreams can be powerful.

After YouTubing "Russia" for 2 days straight and scaring myself stupid, I found a vlog called "Real Russia". Basically, two guys named Sergei decided to make a web series showing what it's really like to live Russia.

So I'm obsessed with the blog now/listening to their Russian accents and syntax.
And it's also helping me get over my fear

 Reality Video Blog

P.S. I asked them if everyone in Russia is crazy, and they said "We are not crazy, but just loves to laugh a lot!"

Blah Blah Blues

Why the fuck did I change the format of this blog??? I don't match a black background. Also, what happened to my cool picture-heading.

I'm re-instating everything back to how it was immediately.

ALSO, since I spend so much time online now, because of how much I procrastinate really important things, like passing a random Islamic Art class that I need to pass to graduate this quarter, I have come across many "interesting" things that I become obsessed with for a weekend and then completely forget about.


That paragraph made no sense. Let me re-phrase:

I'm going to blog about things I'm obsessed with, in addition to being obsessed with them.
It's only because the list of things I'm obsessed with is progressively getting longer with every weekend I come home, have internet, and also have a paper due (or in this case, 2 papers and a midterm).

Maybe this will be one of those cool semi-popular blogs that I actually follow through with.
I always have to blog about re-inventing my blog, before I don't blog again for a year.

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                              ^^^^^^WHAAAT that USA was a total accident. WTF I'm so America